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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me