What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.