What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me