What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon