What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.