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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.