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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me