Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.