Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.