Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.