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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.