How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky