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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.