How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken