How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey