How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.