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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.