How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey