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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...