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Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

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What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)