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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.