Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.