Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.