Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr