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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.