Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit