It's on the front page
The leash goes slack
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Because seven ate nine.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Repost
Xero.
They were just never on the same page...