It's on the front page
He already told you so.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
Because freedom rings.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
All of them.
A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...
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