How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack