How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.