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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.