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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack