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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.