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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.