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Leash Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...