Leash Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...