What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Previous Random Joke Next

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation