What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!