What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!