What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!