What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation