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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!