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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!