What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.