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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!