What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Previous Random Joke Next
Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!