What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!