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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

Loafer Jokes More Loafer Jokes

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!