What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.