What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.