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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.