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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it