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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!