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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.