What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!