What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!