What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.