What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.