Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.