Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.