Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.