How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.