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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard