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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

How do trees access the internet?

They log on