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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "