How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.