Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.