Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.