Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why would I be mad?

Girls who are mad

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.