Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

How can a girl make you a millionaire?

If you're already a billionaire.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.