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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.