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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Cos they're always pro-Bono

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.