Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones