Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.