Nobody will look for them.
Ah horse apples!
They were looking for the ark tick.
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
2nd base.
The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
The Spanish Inquisition.
To keep their foreskins from creeping up.
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
Neosporin.