Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!