Nobody will look for them.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
He died on the cross!
Europe
Role tied.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
About three pounds, including the urn.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Because he was always spotted.