U2 Jokes

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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He had tentackles.

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Router Limits!

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What's this payment?

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.