How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail