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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.