How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.