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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.