Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

He was hit by a bus

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.