Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did one lawyer say to the other?

We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...