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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.