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Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Prodigy Jokes More Prodigy Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!