Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Sublime Jokes More Sublime Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Prodigy Jokes More Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!