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Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.