Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.