Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.