Prodigy Jokes

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Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally