Smack Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!