What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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Get bent!