What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!