What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac