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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.