What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac