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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.