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How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop