How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...