How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.