How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.