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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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What's a Redditor's favorite color?

M'genta

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.