What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why is six uncomfortable around seven?

Because seven times seven was odd

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.