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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit