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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.