What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

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What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit