What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.