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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How long were you at your last job?

"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense