What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to