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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.