What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What's a sailor's favorite solvent?

The Seven Cs.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.