What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.