What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.