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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!