Fact Jokes

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

Skyrim Jokes More Skyrim Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

China Jokes More China Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....