Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
Dogma
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
The fact that red guards can swim.
We just report the facts we don't change them.
The fact you love it.
AHEM!
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because he was stuck in denial.
A canine with two X chromosomes.
Monte Cristo
Down for the count!
The meal would fallout of flavor.
Chair-y
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
It was an emergent sea.
We came we saw we conjured!
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
They always have a big bill!
Because the servers cannot be found
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
