Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
Dogma
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
The fact that red guards can swim.
We just report the facts we don't change them.
The fact you love it.
AHEM!
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because he was stuck in denial.
Holloween. (*Please don't report me)
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
None. Its already lit, fam.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Twerkins
With relish
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
A LepreKHAAAAAAN!
Amaized.
I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
It's a sore subject.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Dad jokes
Because the devil takes many forms.
