Dogma
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
We just report the facts we don't change them.
AHEM!
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because he was stuck in denial.
A question mark.
They interrobang!
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
You are under arrest.
Just reddit.
Nothing, it's just a website.
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The human race.
Learning how to fold a map.
They must follow the letter of the law.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Holloween. (*Please don't report me)
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
