What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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It got all sappy

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

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What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup