What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.