What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.