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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup