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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.