Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Eccentric Beverage Jokes More Eccentric Beverage Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes More Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.