Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Marry Couple Jokes More Marry Couple Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Eccentric Beverage Jokes More Eccentric Beverage Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

High Quality Humor Column Jokes More High Quality Humor Column Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes More Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.