Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Eccentric Beverage Jokes More Eccentric Beverage Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes More Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.