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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

French Jokes More French Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors