Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

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They only had 2 trucks

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I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you stop a French tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.