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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.