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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied