Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!