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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf