Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf