Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.