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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror