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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Fromage Jokes More Fromage Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.