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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

French Word Jokes More French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Fromage Jokes More Fromage Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator