Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters