Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

French Word Jokes More French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Fromage Jokes More Fromage Jokes

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters