What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!