SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A teabag stays in the cup longer
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
A blonde parade!
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
By hare (air) mail.