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What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.