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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.