How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION