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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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