How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION