Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.
Tally Hoes
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Because it's Lit.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Because running is past tents.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
One is still in the EU.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Past tense.
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Once.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Mine!
I do.
Speed bump ahead
He wanted someone who understood and case.
Yes++
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Subordinate clauses....
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
M80
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
Thesaurus.
A pomegranate.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
My English Monologue Draft...
Alfred the grate!
Too many persuasive esses.
About 3000 miles!
Because it's
In the MLA boxing ring
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
When the English got Crecy
Synonym Grahams
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
A synonym roll
THE ROLLING STONED!
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
They both hand out long sentences.
The guy would survive the first round.
When she hands out long sentences.
They prefer complete sentences.
The harder you hit them the more English you get.
An English sleep dog.
Because they speak English.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Five more years of Cameron
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)
Sorry.
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.
Norman Rock Wells.
Burgers ma'am.
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Incorrectly.
Anticlimactic
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
"Nobody's perfect!"
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Sorry, eh.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because umbrellas can't walk
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.
Lucas refrigerators.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
The coming of the Lord.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
Oui-d
Baguette and tag it.
To avoid the draft!
He was trying to dodge the draft.
He died at such a Jung age.
Well, I guess we better Barium.
Gross
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Catonese
M. "Emoji."
Alien vs. Predator
Because he crossed the line
