Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Because it's Lit.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Because running is past tents.
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
One is still in the EU.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
Past tense.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Once.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Mine!
I do.
Yes++
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Subordinate clauses....
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
Thesaurus.
A pomegranate.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
My English Monologue Draft...
Alfred the grate!
Too many persuasive esses.
About 3000 miles!
In the MLA boxing ring
When the English got Crecy
Synonym Grahams
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
A synonym roll
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
They both hand out long sentences.
The guy would survive the first round.
When she hands out long sentences.
They prefer complete sentences.
An English sleep dog.
Because they speak English.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Five more years of Cameron
Sorry.
Norman Rock Wells.
Burgers ma'am.
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Incorrectly.
Anticlimactic
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
"Nobody's perfect!"
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Sorry, eh.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because umbrellas can't walk
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.
Lucas refrigerators.
One day she'd just had un uf.
Because of the green piece inside.
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
By how often he ripostes.
Through sine language.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
There are literally Sicilians.
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.
In a moooo-tel.
Try to neghostiate.
Well, one things for sure
They both take away the coffin.
That would be a dead giveaway.
