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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.