What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim