What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

Boxing

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.