E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
This joke will be back someday
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Conundrums!
He's not a tight end anymore)
An English sleep dog.
The harder you hit them the more English you get.
Foreignade.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home