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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home