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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.