What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism