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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

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How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.