What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic