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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "