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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic