What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.