Isfaek.
They don't believe in higher power.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Dogma
That I will open the door
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Islam.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
They believe in a single-pair system.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
Because he was in de-Nile
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Because they don't believe in higher powers
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
I don't believe we've met...
They just don't believe in labels.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Because he was in da Nile.
Because the 'P' is silent
An eggnogstic
Because he was in deNile
An eggsy-stench-alist.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
A paradux
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
Because they won't believe it.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Do you believe in people
He didn't believe in higher powers!
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
A rebel without a Claus.
Because they make up everything!
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Cat-holic
I believe I can fry.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
By believing in itself.
He doesn't believe in dog.
She didn't believe in prophets.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Me: oh, um, science.
Because he is lying.
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Apetheism
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
Peaceful muslims
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
Raise MY hand!
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
Believe in reincarnation.
I believe in peace in our time
They don't believe in higher powers.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A "no one will ever believe me".
They don't believe in a higher power.
MOODOO.
Shrekmate.
2016
She thought the apple was poisoned.
He buys a new house.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."
Terry Fox
Parents.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
A civil war
Voting machines aren't hackable.
Willing suspension of disbelief
