How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.