How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.