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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.