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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.