How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.