How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.