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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.