1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Why don't we have both
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Because there's no Americans sitting in them.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
She must have called a 1,000 times
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
I-Scream!
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
A key.
Thanks I'll just have a sliver!
Because they offer a good celery.
