1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None cuz it's already lit af
One.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Who says it's dark
Hold a bingo!!
She must have called a 1,000 times
I-scream!
Because he had to use the bathroom.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
An offer you can't understand.