1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
In a bucket.
Liberty
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
None. They like it on the dark side.
Hold a bingo!!
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
He got a hole in one.
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.