Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you?

Your name

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo