Because he had to use the bathroom.
A poultry-geist.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
Because he always uses the force.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
They have to use their Endor voices.
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
His and Hearse.
A tuba toothpaste.
