Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...