Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.