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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent